Beetles! What's, uh, what's their deal?
Everyone is always asking me about the life cycle of various beetles and I'm sick of it, so I made a virtual reality game in which beetle larvae hatch out of eggs, turn into beetle pupae, and become adult beetles. Because stacking things in virtual reality is pretty much the most fun thing ever, the game requires you to stack the beetles into a wall without knocking it over. As I programmed various beetle behaviors such as bumping into bushes, flipping over when they're on their backs, running towards you when you throw food at them, and laying eggs, I realized: these beetles are much, much smarter than I am. I'm serious. People should be hiring them to make virtual reality games, not me.